Jack BennyGive me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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Nothing is more important than a beautiful partner. But, if you can’t have both, go golfing. It’s not the only way to have a beautiful partner, but it works for me.
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